Don't You Hate it When...

• your microwave breaks??
• your baby's diaper doesn't smell poopy(don't really hate that part...), but when you go to change her, she has sat in a mess and now has diaper rash all over her little sad bum??
• your personal priorities get shoved aside for someone else, and you aren't woman enough to stand up for yourself?
• when it seems there are over a million sippy cups lying all over the house; each one with a fermenting content?!
• when your 4-year-old leaves the back gate open and a Butch Cop brings your dog back to you with a complimentary citation and fine?!
• you forget to go to your best friend's brother's wedding!? (So sorry Karalee!)
• your baby will not play with any of her toys. All she wants is your cell phone, a soggy wrapper the dog has been chewing on, or one of the million fermented sippy cups on the floor?
• you realize that about 2 hours ago is when you first felt thirsty and you still haven't gotten yourself a drink?
• you're so tired during of the late-night-feedings that you don't remember putting the baby back to bed, and wake up in your own bed a while later wondering how you got there?
• your favorite anklet breaks, and six months later you still haven't fixed it??
• you let yourself get hungry enough that even your kid's Corn Dog looks really, really, good?
• the magical-house-cleaning-elves don't show up day after day? (damn those elves!)
• your 9-month-old already knows how to bend your every will to get her own way?
• you send your 4-year-old to naptime and suddenly his mattress comes flying down the stairs?!
• you know a guy in the cell phone business, but you still don't have picture-mail on your phone?!
• you're so hungry for attention, that when your kid starts brushing your hair with a dog brush, you don't object?!